Horror of All Horrors

I can only think of this...

The Walking Hymen

Sounds like a band name, no?

High Clouds

Trippin balls.

 

Mr. Marcus M. Tree-Son III

Marcus enjoyed a healthy chortle as he lashed the unscrupulous girl.

 

WTF

"I was WTFing all over the place."

Gravitating Gnome

Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please don't go
GRAVITATING GNOME

 

(I do not own these lyrics. I do heart Nirvana, though.)

Jack Frost

I hope everyone's enjoying the new year so far. Here's something to go along with the season and recent snow I had.