The Little Things

It's been a bit since my last post because I've been having such a productive winter break (cough cough Minecraft), but I've got a couple simple sketches here. The first is rather recent, drawn to post on a forum I visit, and the second is veeeery old, one of my first comics. Enjoy, and I hope everyone had a good holiday!

Freakin Calc

So, I had to take a Calculus II course this semester for my degree (even though it has zero relevance), and since I'm FINALLY finished, I made this in celebration. Or maybe just as a final fuck you to that course and its contents.

Witcher Pac-Man

The deadliest combo ever to strike.

Raisin Hell

WHAT DID THEY DO TO DESERVE THIS?

 

Binary Love

Mr. Zero, so adorable.

Creeper

RUN

 

(Another ELO tribute, I do not own these lyrics.)

 

Sentient Cereals

I think I'd still eat it. Would you?

 

Happy Thanksgiving!

A bit of a belated post, but I still mean it just as much. Hope everyone had a good holiday!

Hit Film

Coming soon to a theater near you...

 

Nightmare Come to Life

I hope this never happens again.

Mr. Candle

This is one of my oldest drawings, done back in the summer of 2010, I believe.

Judges Gonna Judge

NEXT

Noble Alexander

The proof is in the pudding.

Jungle Boogie

I think everyone knows this feeling, when you happen to be randomly grooving to a song.

Spoon Man

What I picture when I hear the Soundgarden song.

Grandma High

I do cocaaaaaaaaaaaaaine!

 

(Seriously, dude, a lotta cocaine...)

The Brave Little Toaster

Ever seen it? Holy hell, it'll make your face fall off in sadness. It was like someone sodomized me repeatedly with a chainsaw, then gave me a little band-aid at the end to fix all the damage. The scene with the flower was almost too much, and now I feel like going around the world and hugging all flowers and appliances. Here's a line graph to show the depression it brings.

A Tribute

Mister blue, you did it right
But soon comes mister night creepin' over
Now a pancake on your shoulder
Never mind I'll remember you this
I'll remember you this way

(I do not own these lyrics, respective rights go to ELO, of course)

FUCK YEA

Me, every time I get that good of a download speed. (Please note that I've had dial-up almost my entire life.)

Trollface

I attempted to draw Trollface as best I could in Paint, and it came out to be this.

 

The Muffin Man

Your Honor, this man shows at least three-fourths of the symptoms of a classic sociopath, and half of those also demonstrate borderline personality disorder.

Sentient 'tables

Why? Because. That's why.

Maaaail

Yo dawg, I heard you like mail, so I put a mail in yo mail so you can mail while you mail.

Meep

I haven't posted on here in forever, mainly due to schoolwork and moving and stuff, but I just made this the other day.

Derp

Josiah grows his derp without the usage of harsh pesticides or fertilizers, leaving only the freshest crops to be picked and sent to your local grocery store.

A special thanks to the awesome folks in the IRC I visit for the inspiration, here.

 

Sunneh Boy

Aw yeah, dat sun got a nice gurl on dem rays.

Time to SMILE

This is a true nightmare of mine, and the reason all windows need curtains of some sort. I sometimes half-expect this when I wake up and I'm still groggy.

Mira on Fire

Girlfriend, you on fyah!

An Introduction

Hello folks, and welcome to the blog of the Sleepy One. I've created this page to share some of my random scribblings and perhaps enjoy a laugh. I began drawing in mid-2010, out of boredom, really, and have done so ever since, whenever my brain's feeling outlandish. As mentioned above, I just use Paint for all my works, which are generally very simple in structure.

A bit about myself: I'm currently attending college and have a love for writing, animals, top hats, and muffins. Any outfit is more complete with a top hat, just like any meal is more complete with a muffin. And of course, I must mention my hero, Guybrush Threepwood, the greatest pirate ever.

Anyway, I shall begin posting my drawings as soon as I can. Feel free to leave comments or send me an email at sleepyone9836@gmail.com. Enjoy!