Bro Eggs

They have to release their eggs so they may scatter and hatch, thus continuing the circle of life.

 

Scumbag Dove

It's got some nerve.

 

Skirting Death

40,000 men and women every day~

 

Funky Kong: He's fucking EVERYWHERE

I can't believe how long it's been since I posted anything on here. Oh well, here's my latest masterpiece.

 

Killing King Boo

Motherfucker should've thought about it before he shoved me off the mushroom.

 

The best part...

I think this speaks for itself.

 

Spermy Spermson

He'll make it someday, with such an inspirational role model.

 

Poor Donut

Mr. Scientist shouldn't have done so much CRACK.

Chimney Crack

The biggest dealer on da East Siiiiide.

 

Kiddy Pool Arson

Thomas enjoyed a healthy chortle as flames overtook the children's water-based play area.

 

It Gon Find Yoouuu

Guess the song title.

 

Give up?

SOMEDAY, LOVE WILL FIND YOU

 

SQUARE

TAKE MY HAND, WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEEEEAR

 

Mr. Whale

He's so happy, you just want to hug him.

Bearded Necklace

Dawg, this necklace is the shiz.

 

Days of the Week

Every week of my life.

 

Holiday Road

Holiday Roooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaad

Children of the Cone

It's no use. You can run, but you'll never escape their coney goodness. Give in, and become one of them.

 

Face Gone

I was so sad when Jazzy left that my face fell off in sadness.

 

Minecraft Buddies

Poor Enderman needs his friend Steve at a time like this.

The Toadette Murders - Part 2

Into the Pit of Death with you, pink bitch.