Spoon Man

What I picture when I hear the Soundgarden song.

Grandma High

I do cocaaaaaaaaaaaaaine!

 

(Seriously, dude, a lotta cocaine...)

The Brave Little Toaster

Ever seen it? Holy hell, it'll make your face fall off in sadness. It was like someone sodomized me repeatedly with a chainsaw, then gave me a little band-aid at the end to fix all the damage. The scene with the flower was almost too much, and now I feel like going around the world and hugging all flowers and appliances. Here's a line graph to show the depression it brings.

A Tribute

Mister blue, you did it right
But soon comes mister night creepin' over
Now a pancake on your shoulder
Never mind I'll remember you this
I'll remember you this way

(I do not own these lyrics, respective rights go to ELO, of course)

FUCK YEA

Me, every time I get that good of a download speed. (Please note that I've had dial-up almost my entire life.)

Trollface

I attempted to draw Trollface as best I could in Paint, and it came out to be this.

 

The Muffin Man

Your Honor, this man shows at least three-fourths of the symptoms of a classic sociopath, and half of those also demonstrate borderline personality disorder.