Rainbow Birth

This is exactly what happened when my friend was born.

 

Jaaaaaaaazzzzzzzyyyyyy

"I was so excited to see Jazzy last night that my face exploded."

Beth Does Meth

A lovely new book that your children will ask to read again and again.

 

Monster

He's fucking precious.

 

My Immortal

"We went sexily to Potionz class."

Facesplode

Fact: Roses make my face explode. Here is evidence.

 

Bone Tacos

Eff yeah, the tastiest dinner ever.